KingJester92
Fresh Corpse
 Number of posts : 9
Location : Ludington, MI
Primary Weapon : M-4 Carbine with 5000 rd box clip
Secondary Weapon : AK-47 tactical assult rifle with 600 rd clip
Registration date : 2009-01-23
 |  Subject: The Big Flood  Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:32 am | |
| It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.
As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. "Climb in!" shouted a man in the boat. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.
Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God. "Heavenly Father," he said, "I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?" God gave him a puzzled look, and replied "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?" | |
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bmkeith12
Skeleton Terrorist
Number of posts : 126
Age : 32
Location : Scottville, Michigan
Primary Weapon : I don't have one.
Secondary Weapon : I'm too poor to afford one.
Registration date : 2009-01-23
| | Subject: Re: The Big Flood Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:41 am | |
|  Nice, did you make that one up or find it? I liked it. | |
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MR_GOD272
Zombie
Number of posts : 69
Age : 33
Location : Michigan
Primary Weapon : m16
Secondary Weapon : sniper
Registration date : 2009-01-24
| | Subject: Re: The Big Flood Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:52 am | |
| rofl that was good one very funny | |
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bmkeith12
Skeleton Terrorist
Number of posts : 126
Age : 32
Location : Scottville, Michigan
Primary Weapon : I don't have one.
Secondary Weapon : I'm too poor to afford one.
Registration date : 2009-01-23
| | Subject: Re: The Big Flood Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:54 am | |
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Admin-Mr Hyde
Undead General
Number of posts : 54
Location : Scottville, MI
Primary Weapon : M324SG-A Sniper
Secondary Weapon : mp5a4
Registration date : 2009-01-22
| | Subject: Re: The Big Flood Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:04 am | |
| i mean really good copy past skills come up with ur own | |
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bmkeith12
Skeleton Terrorist
Number of posts : 126
Age : 32
Location : Scottville, Michigan
Primary Weapon : I don't have one.
Secondary Weapon : I'm too poor to afford one.
Registration date : 2009-01-23
| | Subject: Re: The Big Flood Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:06 am | |
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Admin-Mr Hyde
Undead General
Number of posts : 54
Location : Scottville, MI
Primary Weapon : M324SG-A Sniper
Secondary Weapon : mp5a4
Registration date : 2009-01-22
| | Subject: Re: The Big Flood Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:01 am | |
| if i hear a good one ill post it but im not going to just go and find one and copy and past it | |
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bmkeith12
Skeleton Terrorist
Number of posts : 126
Age : 32
Location : Scottville, Michigan
Primary Weapon : I don't have one.
Secondary Weapon : I'm too poor to afford one.
Registration date : 2009-01-23
| | Subject: Re: The Big Flood Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:42 am | |
| Think of some of your own! Giving something that someone else said is just like looking jokes up and copy/pasting them. | |
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