KingJester92
Fresh Corpse
 Number of posts : 9
Location : Ludington, MI
Primary Weapon : M-4 Carbine with 5000 rd box clip
Secondary Weapon : AK-47 tactical assult rifle with 600 rd clip
Registration date : 2009-01-23
 |  Subject: Religious Jokes  Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:20 am | |
| A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.
It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"
The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!" | |
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Admin-Mr Hyde
Undead General
Number of posts : 54
Location : Scottville, MI
Primary Weapon : M324SG-A Sniper
Secondary Weapon : mp5a4
Registration date : 2009-01-22
| | Subject: Re: Religious Jokes Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:20 am | |
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bmkeith12
Skeleton Terrorist
Number of posts : 126
Age : 32
Location : Scottville, Michigan
Primary Weapon : I don't have one.
Secondary Weapon : I'm too poor to afford one.
Registration date : 2009-01-23
| | Subject: Re: Religious Jokes Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:46 am | |
| LMFAO, Are there any 'good girls' anymore?? | |
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MR_GOD272
Zombie
Number of posts : 69
Age : 33
Location : Michigan
Primary Weapon : m16
Secondary Weapon : sniper
Registration date : 2009-01-24
| | Subject: Re: Religious Jokes Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:51 am | |
| lol that one ok well a good one | |
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bmkeith12
Skeleton Terrorist
Number of posts : 126
Age : 32
Location : Scottville, Michigan
Primary Weapon : I don't have one.
Secondary Weapon : I'm too poor to afford one.
Registration date : 2009-01-23
| | Subject: Re: Religious Jokes Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:53 am | |
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